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Far Ve Blind
N. Æsten Blind
Or. D. Blind
S. Ne Blind
T. Emmelig Blind
The lost brother. No one has seen him for 28 long years. He dissapeared with the message "I'll just pop down for a duck. The rubber variety, that is."
His litterary skills and lack of musicality have made him into a modern bard with beautiful pieces so far behind that they have been forgotten.
Several minor religions have been founded in his honor and common to them all are an expectation of a day, known as "The Great Bathingday", where they all will witness the new rubberduck in all its yellowness.
Editor of the not so well known magazine "The bullet proof horse", especially the column Smell-O-Rama. Last years winner of The Black Hole Award, for its ground breaking research on "The relations between pluffy eyes and salt in potato chips".
If cornered, he can be talked into entertaining at children birthday parties as the stage magician-clown Balzebat. Balzebat is easily identified by his pointy hat made of goat butter and the shoes made entirelly of post stamps and stale bread.
In his sparetime, of which there is little, he manages to collect rare rubberchecks, and tires to a Ford Taunus. His pet project is progressing rather slowly and the news media have so far ignored it but as he told his neighbore one evening at a BBQ party "Taking over the world is a long and difficult process, which may or may not succed. But I will Not fail".
It is rumored that he is having an affair with an invisible girl-friend often referred to as Clumsy Qench. He denies any knowledge of the "stuff" living under his couch, and if you ask again, his lawyers are comming to get you.
Is the one with a pet rubber named Walther. He seldom travels without this beloved creature and they are often found in long and passionate discussions about the badger conspiracy of school photos. When he isnt quoting Blind poetry he is trying to blend in with the ground, which is rather difficult as it normally is much harder than him. To sum it all up in one quote: "One elephant can be bigger than another elephant!"
Started out as editor of the first collections but is no longer the peculiar personality he used to be, with need for marshmellow-dolphins and audi-keys.
Apparently, his sensitive recollections of the places visited led to his doom. His brief visit in Næstved left mental scars, which can be seen in his final productions. The longer stay in Odense left a broken artist. No longer in touch with the imaginative world called art. As he said yesterday: "Why doesn't any fitness-mashine work as it says it does?" Earlier known as Blind 'n Blue Blind but changed his name following a short leave to France.
He hails from an ancient family of funny creatures and pandas.
It is his firm belief that the bears are meant to take over the world, but after long and tiring discussions with a terrible person known to himself as the Giraffemaster it has been decided, that the giraffes will take over Africa, South America, half of Europe and half of North America.
Meanwhile the bears will rule Australia (because of koalas) and Asia (because of the panda) and half of Europe (including Denmark and Greenland because of the Icebear, which is cool) and half of Northern America (because of the Brown bear that can fish in such a royal manner).
The penguins will rule the South Pole, as penguins are great.
Beavers are scum and shall be annihilated.
He wears a lot of pocket fluff and likes to sing old Danish songs about people meeting people at Rundetårn and falling in love, The last dance, Ponies and ants called Harold the Carpenter.