Digt - TV for the jilted generation

TV for the jilted generation

I am sitting in a chair
I have got a hole in my head
So I can stick my fingers through
Flies are buzzing around inside my head
I hate those damn flies
But all I got is my TV

I have called the bugkiller
But he would not come
I called Roachmill
He just laughed me in the face
When he arrived
But all I got is my TV

I tried to gas those damn flies
But it just made me fuzzy
And made the world turn around
I want to buy a hand granade
So I can kill those damn flies
But all I got is my TV