FROM OUT OF NOWHERE IT CAME.
THE SOUND OF EXPLODING EGGS,
MIXED WITH THE SMELL OF
COFFEE AND NO TEA.
THE CLIFFOLOGIST SANG
OUT A HYMN TO A GOLDFISH
IN THE RED SEA,
BUT THAT'S NOT TEA.
THE DOG OF IRAQ
WAS DRINKING BLUE COKE
AND HIS MUM WAS EATING CHOCOLATE
BUT THEY HAD NO TEA
THE YELLOW MOUSE
WAS EATING GLASS.
THE COW WAS JUMPING LEFT
BUT THERE WAS NO TEA.
EVERY TEAPOT HAD ESCAPED,
EVERY BIRD WAS SHOT
BUT THE PROBLEM WAS
THERE DIDN'T SHOW UP NO TEA.
SO THE EARTH WAS DOOMED
BECAUSE THERE WAS NO TEA
BUT ON A LITTLE PLANET NEAR EQUATOR
THEY HAD JUST TOO MUCH TEA
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